Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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