ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
