Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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