Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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