You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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