Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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