if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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