just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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