R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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