it was like his penis was on wheels.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize