True but thats because hes a fetus.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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