youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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