everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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