they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize