8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I cut my penus on the lid.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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