we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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