they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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