So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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