Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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