I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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