Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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