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  He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.

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• I don't want to hear about frat rush.

  Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 3, 12 at 8:20pm

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• Stop it Dad....

  Submitted by Megs381 on Dec 3, 12 at 4:52pm

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  • The start of daddy issues

    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Dec 4, 12 at 12:54pm

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• said EightyEight about the time he visited his uncle.

  Submitted by psmi8905 on Dec 3, 12 at 10:26pm

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• If he had his shit together it would've been your mouth not your hand.

  Submitted by divrekku on Dec 3, 12 at 10:16pm

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• Still laughing Megs--best comeback.

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 3, 12 at 9:43pm

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• Was it laying on a towel on the sidewalk next to a toaster?

  Submitted by blahshutup on Dec 3, 12 at 8:21pm

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  • King Missile FTW!

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 3, 12 at 10:52pm

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• You are his bitch. Keep naked, collared and owned.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 4, 12 at 12:06am

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• Put his hand on your pussy and say "game on" lmao

  Submitted by mlovely on Dec 4, 12 at 2:12am

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• He's a keeper!

  Submitted by SamAsh97 on Dec 3, 12 at 4:29pm

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• ...Sincerely, Jerry Sandusky...Inmate BR549

  Submitted by Micholder on Dec 4, 12 at 12:00am

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• And all was good in the world

  Submitted by iso on Dec 3, 12 at 6:47pm

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• References like that make me feel old LOL!!!

  Submitted by cluelesspy on Dec 4, 12 at 9:27am

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  • Apparently this comment didnt reply right...hey thanks android...

    Submitted by cluelesspy on Dec 4, 12 at 9:29am

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