you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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