you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Randomize
