so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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