Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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