it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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