dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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