Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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