Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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