You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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