Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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