girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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