I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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