i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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