So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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