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Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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