So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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