Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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