So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
