Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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