i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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