More tranny stories later!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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