he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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