question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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