I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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