Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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