i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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