You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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