So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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