Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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