YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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