Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her vagine was all disorganized.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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