no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I will be naked everywhere
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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