The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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