in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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