After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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