Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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