Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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